• She has been taught to respect men and not challenge their authority
  • She has a big ass so doggy ni lazima
  • She can actually cook (trained by mother and grand mother)
  • Her teeth are all white (no stains)
  • Jiggers haziezi mpata, very clean always
  • It is unlikely that a Luo woman will hire a gang to kill you
  • It is unlikely that a Luo woman will slip something into your drink so that she can rob you


  • Unfortunately, the probability that she is HIV+ is 71%
  • Most Luo chics are dark skin so their punani is not so lovely to look at
  • Most Luo chics have a big ass and plump thighs which blocks the punani from breathing, as a result, it smells like sewer
  • Most Luo chics are school dropouts and those who’ve completed school are not so sharp.
  • Ugali has a cultural and spiritual significance in the Luo community so if you marry a Luo lady your run the risk of eating Ugali for the rest of our natural life
  • If you die before her, she gets inherited by her uncle and your name goes to waste.

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